Three Aussies, Steve, Bruce and Bluey, were working on a high-rise building project. Steve fell off and was killed instantly.
As the ambulance took the body away, Bruce said, ‘Someone should go and tell his wife.’
Bluey replied, ‘OK, I’m pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I’ll do it.’
Two hours later, Bluey came back carrying a case of Fosters. Bruce asked, ‘Where did you get that, Bluey?’
‘Steve’s wife gave it to me,’ Bluey replied.
‘That’s unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you the beer?’
‘Well not exactly,’ Bluey explained. ‘When she answered the door, I said to her, ‘You must be Steve’s widow’.
She said, ‘No, I’m not a widow.’
And I said, ‘I’ll bet you a case of Fosters you are.’
And while we are on Australians:
The Australian man denied his life is ruled by his obsession with lager. Though he does have 4 ex-wives and a foster child.